Funny college quotes


“You can lead a boy to college, but you cannot make him think.”

Elbert Hubbard

“Colleges don’t make fools, they only develop them.”

George Lorimer

“I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.”

Woody Allen

“Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.”

Mark Twain

“Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.”

G. B. Trudeau

“I noticed that almost everyone I went to college with has worked at something other than the subject they majored in. I guess that’s one of the reasons for campus unrest.”

Kent McCord

“I’m a philosophy major. That means I can think deep thoughts about being unemployed.”

Bruce Lee

“Of course there’s a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don’t take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates.”

A. Lawrence Lowell

“Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man’s lifetime income—which he then spends sending his son to college.”

Bill Vaughn

“Definition of a College professor: someone who talks in other people’s sleep.”

W. H. Auden

“Yes I’m a bum. But I’m a Harvard bum.”

Simon Wilder, character in With Honors

“If a man is a fool, you don’t train him out of being a fool by sending him to university. You merely turn him into a trained fool, ten times more dangerous.”

—    Desmond Bagley

Source: www.grinningplanet.com


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    June 3, 2013 -

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