
Funny college quotes
“You can lead a boy to college, but you cannot make him think.”
— Elbert Hubbard
“Colleges don’t make fools, they only develop them.”
— George Lorimer
“I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.”
— Woody Allen
“Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.”
— Mark Twain
“Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.”
— G. B. Trudeau
“I noticed that almost everyone I went to college with has worked at something other than the subject they majored in. I guess that’s one of the reasons for campus unrest.”
— Kent McCord
“I’m a philosophy major. That means I can think deep thoughts about being unemployed.”
— Bruce Lee
“Of course there’s a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don’t take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates.”
— A. Lawrence Lowell
“Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man’s lifetime income—which he then spends sending his son to college.”
— Bill Vaughn
“Definition of a College professor: someone who talks in other people’s sleep.”
— W. H. Auden
“Yes I’m a bum. But I’m a Harvard bum.”
— Simon Wilder, character in With Honors
“If a man is a fool, you don’t train him out of being a fool by sending him to university. You merely turn him into a trained fool, ten times more dangerous.”
— Desmond Bagley
Source: www.grinningplanet.com
Nasim
May 30, 2013 -
lol
Aria
June 3, 2013 -
Da was funny 😀
Arnaud
June 11, 2013 -
cool
admin
June 12, 2013 -
😀