Funny college quotes

  "You can lead a boy to college, but you cannot make him think." — Elbert Hubbard "Colleges don't make fools, they only develop them." — George Lorimer "I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me." — Woody Allen "Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing